Mia Powell
Connie
Producer Bryn
Norah
Laura
Gina Obispo
Principal Garcia
Rachel
Theresa
Jodie
Kim Wells
Tina Travanti
Erica Savage
Ellen Bell
Self
Captain Davis
Bridget Bay
Narrator
Sarah
Peggy Orbison
Pageant Assistant Pam
Renee
Janet Stone
Avalyn
Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme
Pizza Delivery Girl ("The Good Life")
Reena Giuliani
Grace
Elizabeth Egan
Dorothea
Herself
Melinda
Mary-Lynn
Zelmina
Eileen
Blind Brenda
Friday's Mary
Janet (voice)
Cheeseball
Female Radio Caller (voice)
