Dan Gibson
Self (archive footage)
Humpty
Coach Wittenberg (voice)
Carol
Shepard
Jim
Boone Lassiter
The Cowardly Lion (voice)
Mr. Cross (voice)
Coach Amross
Building Super
Dan Fox
John Maddox
Glob (voice)
Bernie (voice)
Dan Unger
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Alder (voice)
Benny (voice)
The Woodsman (voice)
Tugger (voice)
Doctor
Elvis (as James Belushi)
Self
Asa Buckwald (voice)
Mike Dooley
Harry Woltz
Demon (voice)
Chuck Scarett
Santa Claus / Tapir (voice)
Pat Laughlin
Joe Dayton
Mike Dooley
James Belushi
Reginald (Voice)
Bill Manucci
Rosellini
Frank Spello
Billy Belasco
Jim Belushi
Detective Frank K Divinci
Oliver Harrison
Dad (voice)
Skippy (voice)
Mario (as James Belushi)
Frank
Gonzargo (voice)
Mall Santa
Phil Palmfeather (voice)
Frank Machi
Tom Beckwith
Charles Jackal, NBS Reporter
Sgt. Joe Gunn
Rocko (voice)
Shane Royce
Nick Dimas
James Belushi
Jack Dobson
Neil Schwary
Shandy
Bill Dancer
Salvatore Buonarte (as James Belushi)
Principal Latimer (as Jim Belushi)
Larry Burrows
Gypsy
Jimmy Dworski
Reverend
Carmine Bonavia
Homer Lanza
Mike Dooley
Man on Bus
Art Ridzik
Nick Pirandello
Rick Latimer
Patrick Martin
Bernie Litgo
Doctor Rock
Sperry Repairman
Bobby
Mario
Saint Valentine
Harvey
Barry
Beach Bum (uncredited)
