Himself
Narrator (voice)
Zachariah Bennett
Marcellus
Henry
Himself
Alfie Hobnails
Paulie
Pat Duffy
Bill Farrell
Brother Tom
Mr. Dick
Harold Atkinson
Onslow Onslow
Offul
Hoherpriester
King James I
Bishop of Winchester
MacAllister
Mr. Janek
Arthur - Journalist
Stan Harris
Stroller
Jacko
Dr. Brazil
K.R.A.S.H. Leader
Lanny
Hern
Duca di Wuertemberg
Mike Ellis
Criminal
Monk
Spectre
Starshot
Baron de Laubardemont
Wilson
Ted Sandymount
Warren
Bran Carlton
Stanley Herbert "Stan" Coulter
Boy Lover
Police Constable
Vicar
