William Boyd
The Caller (segment "Nite Flirt")
Farmer Sam
Abner Honeywell
The Devil
Radio DJ (voice)
Sal Bernando
The Governor
Steve Mccreedy
Pavel (voice)
Detective Hollis
Otis Driftwood
Mr. Kharver
Richard Crane
Lemmas (archive footage)
Bellousinni
Mr. Snowfeather
Pastor James
David Parker Ray
Special Guest Judge
Buttercup
Gimple
Crepitus
Bruce
Giger
Grey Speckled Man
Fisherman
Ernie Dorko
Father Mark Campbell
Jacob Sutter
Soggy Christian
The Magician
Darryl
Pastor Johnson
John Wilson
Peter Van Hooten
Dread
Drayton Sawyer
Himself
Sheriff Depford
Mr. O'Hara
The Magician
Lemmas
General Williams
Kickstand
Mayor Buckman
Kozlowski
Dr. West (voice)
Mr. Daniels
Caleb
Logan Burnhardt
Graveyard Gus
Otis Driftwood (voice)
Prof. Duncan
Luigi Largo
Carl Tanner
Stewart
Dexter
Eddie
Westin
Zach 'Z-Man' Garrett
Chief Dinelli
Mr. Suitcase
Dr. Heinrich Von Strasser
Dr. Heinrich von Strasser (segment "Werewolf Women of the SS")
Chief Murken
Slater
Himself
Bong World Patron
Himself
Otis B. Driftwood
Himself
Walace
Otis B. Driftwood
Dr. Hilcott
Task Force Officer
Officer Ray
Chop Top
Special Voice Appearance
Director
Hank
Worker
Deadite Captain
Dave (segment "I've Got a Crush on You"
Luke
Man on the Hill
Johnnie
Quinn
Bartender
Darrell
Frank
Soldier
Quilt Face
Chop-Top
Dr. William de Freis
Cab Driver
Bill Bates
Charles Manson