Self (archive footage)
Neil Weatherford
Robert Avocado
Casey Pedersen
Pvt. Lewis P. Wakely
Cave Wyatt
Jason
Chad Lear
Randolph 'Rand' Thompson
Preston Altherton
Prince Wenceslas
Barry Gabrewski
Matthew / Martha
Himself
Todd Grayland
Additional Voice (voice)
Vladimir D'Lugash
Kid Tim
Jonathan
