Peter Williams
Mr Braithwaite
Mr Braithwaite
Tony Martin
Sir Derek Dimble
Narrator
Mr. Short
Leo Fairbrother
Tubbs Tattsyrup / Pauline Campbell-Jones / Herr Lipp / Pop / Dave Parkes / Harvey Denton / Charlie Hull / Reenie Calver / Anne Hand / Barry Baggs / Mike Harris / Dr Carlton / Mary
Mattis (voice)
Mr. Shiner
Hynes
Detective Parry
Critic
Various Characters
Mr. Prosser
Harry Secombe
Duty sergeant
