John Marshall
Self - Host / Narrator (voice)
Chris Traeger
Derek Holliston
Himself
David
Guy Le Franc
Simba (voice)
Reece Tenneson
Frank Hunter
Sinba (voice)
Ben Novack Jr.
Himself
Sohone (voice)
Rob Lowe (uncredited)
Hank
Drew Peterson
John F. Kennedy
Dr. Jack Startz
Paul Turner
Jeff Ashton
Jonathan
Dan Winters
Narrator (voice)
Bart Corbin
Brad Kessler
Ted Cogan
Rob Harlan
Robert Layton
Jeff Megall
Lloyd Rockwell
Co-Pilot Steve Bench
Middle Number Two
Mike Santini
Robert Layton
David Doe
William Conroy
The Weevil
John Spencer
Young Number Two
Kevin Finney
Tom Casey
Mitch Lawrence
Billie, aka Crazy Six
Mike Cleary
Sean Dillon
Richard Rank
Walter Woods
Decapitated Henchman's Friend (uncredited)
Sean Dillon
Hoodlum
Paul Burns (uncredited)
Jesse James
Doctor Cukrowicz
Lawrence Hammer
Benjamin Kane
Dirk Delta
Francesco Salvitore
Alex
Richard Dice
Tim Whalen
Rory
Danny Martin
Dean Youngblood
Billy Hicks
Nick De Angelo
John Berry
Skip
Sodapop Curtis
Sam Alden
Charles Elderberry
