Seymour Kraft
Maurice Podoloff
Santa
Ben Myers
Self
Angus
Father
Porter
Buddy Green
Avi
Yuri
George
Self
George Hiller
David Silverman
Luigi Vanvitelli
Self (archive footage)
Dr. Cas Pepper
Frank Cassidy
Self
Danny
Self
Alexander Dunning
Matthew Boyd
Pug Rothbaum
David 'Dave' Whiteman (archive footage)
Irv Gideon
Dick Cheney
Narrator
Narrator
Richard Nelson
Self - Actor
Chuck Raven
Barnaby Pierce
Theodore Roosevelt
narrator
Narrator
Alexander Haig
Scoop the Snowman (voice)
Yitzhak Rabin (voice)
Micah Donnelly
Bobby Bartellemeo / Narrator
President
Meyer Lansky
Prof. Krippendorf
Narrator (voice)
Fagin
Sam Vigoda
Himself
Centipede (voice)
Glenn Holland
Senator Bob Rumson
Larry
Dr. Jake Rainer
Det. Chris Lecce
Louie Kurnitz
William Tecumsah Sherman (voice)
Col. Picquart
Dr. Leo Marvin
The Player
Sam Sharpe
Doctor Frankenthal
Pete Sandich
Jay Trotter
Jack Noah
Aaron Levinsky
Det. Chris Lecce
Bill 'BB' Babowsky
Jedediah
The Writer
Dave Whiteman
Ken Harrison
Paul Dietrich
Moses Wine
Elliot Garfield
Man on sidewalk talking to girl in red sweater (uncredited)
Colonel Yonatan 'Yonni' Netanyahu
Boy Wonder
Matt Hooper
Curt Henderson
Baby Face Nelson
Yossarian
Morris Gap
Harold Webster
Assistant Stage Manager (uncredited)
Boarding House Resident (uncredited)