Eeyore / Merlin (voice)
Miles Slocum
Tape McDuffy
Mr. Strathmore
Narrator
John F. Kennedy / Dwight D. Eisenhower (voice)
Father
Johnny Carson (voice)
John Noel
Comissioner Gordon / Jonathan Crane / Scarecrow (voice)
Dr. Key
Beroul / Cheleb / Quedbas (voice)
The Elf (voice)
Grandpa (voice)
Victor Fries (voice)
Himself
President Ronald Reagan (voice)
Phil Flaxman / Detective (voice)
Sec of State Gen. Colin Powell (voice)
King (voice)
Billy Batson / Captain Super, Archer (voice)
Redd Holden
Lex Luthor / Jor-L / Green Lantern (Guy Gardner) / Joseph Stalin / Perry White
Ray Price
Gordon / Deadshot (voice)
Signal Hill Married Man
George Bush / John Kerry / John Edwards / Dick Cheney / Jim McGreevy / Joe Lieberman / Al Gore / Bill Clinton / Michael Moore / Dan Rather (voice)
John Kerry / George W. Bush / Howard Dean / Native American / Arnold Schwarzenegger / Bill Clinton (voice)
Accountant #1
Bob Lerner
Officer Wholihan
Rick Parker
Forensic Scientist
Mr. Yesman (voice)
Sauber
Dr. Geller
Police Officer at Parade
State D.A.
TELMU White
Tom
