Fark Lab Assistant
Tourist (as Zack Snygg)
Punter
Mansion Owner (as Zack Snygg)
Cop #1 / Diner Mala
Himself (Host)
Captain Laid
John (The Host)
Jack (as Zach Snygg)
Robert
Stable Boy / Hippie / Father Karl
Crew Member (as Zachary Snygg)
The Preacher (as Zachary Snygg)
Winslow
Zorkon (as Zach Snygg)
Ex-Heisman Winner
Frank (as Zachary Winston Snygg)
Vinni Bobalooney/Principal Barken
