Adult Orion (voice)
Charlie
Alex Vreeke
Uber Douche
Egil Krogh
Jake
Clint Coburn
Himself (voice)
Dr. Malcom Perry
Megasis / Captain Canine (voice)
Ben
Brandon Ellis
Heavy Metal Greg
Speechwriter #1
Oliver
Henry Durand
Griffin Dowd
Troy Gabel
Wiley Roth
Drunk Frat Dude
Preston
Jonny
Quentin
Conspiracy Neil Armstrong
Mark
Shaun Brumder
Felix Woods
Colin Hanks
Cosmo
Male Page
Nathan