Dummy (Voice)
Jack Savage
Toulio
Popcorn
Will Bishop
Dr. Campbell
Lester McKenna
Lt. Carl Runyon
Earl
Phil Jefferson
Eddie
Capt. 'Turd' Fenner, FED 397 aka Atlantic
Pepper McAllen
Stuart Caley
Sheriff Matson
Detective McAdams
Bill McLean
Snapper
Doctor
Lt. Ricky Levine
Robert Shapiro
Coach Woodhouse
Paymer
Miller Huggins
Joseph Lubin
Himself (uncredited)
Dan Crawford
Burton Weinstein
Det. McCready
Rick Whitehead
Bob Cousins
Voice on Tape
