Sheriff McClelland (voice)
Brett
Montgomery Nash
Big Mike
Mr. Ellingboe (voice)
BaBa
Mike Johnston
The Gluttonator / Union Boss (voice)
Terry
Mountie Archambault
Wasserstein
Dennis
Mall Santa
Himself
Hunk (voice)
Gubler Armand
Jerry (segment "The Pitch")
Kris Claus
Clyde
Curly
Terry Lockwood
Awesomest Maximus
Jesse Buchwald
Deputy O'Mally
Fortunio Balducci
Randy Newman / James Lipton (voice)
Fishin' Hole Guy
Hank Vilmes
Fat Dog
Chet Walters (uncredited)
Pete
Mover
Shy Young Orderly
Russell
Tomcat
