Dr Corvisart
Himself
Sergeant Simmons
MI7 Night Duty Agent
Danny
Nick Secker
Mr. Prim
Stanley
Derek Jacobi / Claudius / Bob Harris-Tweedious / Griff Rhys-Jones / Tim McInnerny / Various
Andrew
Policeman
Elf (voice)
Customer
Sniper
Himself
Romulus
Alan
Jaques
Sergeant Tony Fisher
Man with Dog
Member of Kraftwerk
Wizzy Wisbeach
Himself
Cooper (voice)
Simon Quinlank
Robert - First Schoolboy (uncredited)
