Phillip
Kwan the Macaque (voice)
Jack Maynard
Alan 'Wilko' Wilkinson
Finn's Dad (voice)
Shamus the Coachman Dog (voice)
Duncan Thomson
Nicholas
Douglas Downey
Postman Joseph Roulin
Tommy 'Zook' Zucarello
Franklin Portman
David Walsh
Brother Geraghty
Jack Brennan
Nurse
Drew
Himself / Roy Trenneman
Richard
Grub (voice)
Ronnie
Dave Lovelace
Officer Rhodes
General Edward
Post Modern Review Staff
Brendan Dowd
Tommy O'Dwyer
Sid's Customer
