Albert
Self - Narrator
The Voice (voice)
Hospital Patient
Wilfred Mott
Alderney / Orinoco / Wellington (voice)
Wilfred Mott
Station Guard
Mutley
Mordecai Mendoza
Herbert Soppitt
(archive footage)
Neighbour
Dangerous Davies
House painter
Gertrude Stein / Narrator (voice)
Robin (voice)
Mr. Masterman / Voice of Eel
Pinchwife
Pyramid
The Storyteller
Himself
Felix Forsythe
Albert Perks
Fred Davies
Taxi Driver
Tom Campbell
Photographer
Sergeant Clegg
Policeman
Job
Bob, l'agent 202
Harold Crump
The Stonemason
Squirts McGinty
Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker
Vincent Mountjoy
Nervous O'Toole
Man on Stretcher (uncredited)
Peters
Col. Brownlow
Newspaperman
Pereira
Lennie Price
Stage Hand (uncredited)
Able Seaman James Bryson
