Arthur
Santa Paws (voice)
Charlie
Father Abbot Sutton
Harvey
Rabbi Eli Schmitt
Geppetto (voice)
Les Turner
Fiorello LaGuardia (segment "Fiorello!")
Santa Claus
Howard Cunningham ("Buddy Holly") (voice) (archive footage)
Franklin Holz (voice)
Mr. Winkle (voice)
Ranger Tasker
Derryl Price
Self - Host
Lt. Logan
Lt. MacIntosh
Father Frank Dowling
Geppetto (voice)
Sidney Preston
Father Chris DeLeon
Harry O'Reilly
Jimmy Hoffa
Fred O'Hara
Norman
Frank Webber
Benjamin Franklin
Henry Elliott
Morris Feldman
B.A.H. Humbug (voice)
Benjamin Franklin
Edward Edwards
Dr. Andrew Brantford
Spinner
Norman Smith
Marcus Damian
Bevo Means
David Mason
Judge Harper
Dr. Golinski
Dr. Katchaturian
Mr. Jones
Jack Berger
Sidney Resnick
Tiny Baker
Family Doctor
Gen. Roscoe Pennypacker
Meriwether P. Newberry
Frank Boyd
Anthony Columbo
Teddy Brewster
Throttlebottom
Knave of Hearts