Waitress
Amanda
Mrs. Gold
Dianne
Zarianne
Catherine
Mother
Debra
Jessica
Nadine Devereaux
Terri Curtis
Marguerite Walker
Beth Ann
Lucy (wraparound segments)
Bonnie
Sue Ann
Georgeanne
Lucinda
The Hip Salesgirl
Timmi-Jean Lindsey
Ginny
Judith
Michelle
Jolene Wolff
Katie Rogers
Deirdre Murphy
Lorraine
Leslie
Carrie
Reporter Hank O'Hare
Cathy Andrews (voice)
Cathy Andrews (voice)
Jenny Hoffman
Myla Bondy
Corrinne Armour
Cathy (voice)
Molly Gibson
Nurse
Zarabeth
Party Guest
Arabella McGee
Penny
Dee Dee
Kelly Duncan
Carolyn
Betsy