Loke Skyskipper
Snotty Boy / Mr. Beady / Snotty Boy's Father (voice)
The Godthumb / Johnny Paesano / Italian Man (voice)
Pepper / Narrator / Frankenbatthumb / Italian Man (voice)
The Chosen One
Vic / FrankenThumb / Hick Fisherman (voice)
Bat Thumb / Wuce Bane / Dumb Man / Beat Cop (voice)
Jake / Designer / Stevine Odion / 'We've Been Hit' (voice)
Loke Groundrunner / Beboobeep / Unwise Council Member / The Puppet / Gabba the Butt / Big Toe & Yes Man / Aunt Gonnabiteit (voice)
Security Guard Baxter
Thane Furrows
Joey
