Blue Caterpillar (voice)
Lieutenant General Frank Benson
King Louis XIV
Todd
Hilly Kristal
Self
Karl Hoffmeister
Ronald Reagan
Self
Lionel Shahbandar
Severus Snape
Storyteller
Severus Snape
The Caterpillar (voice)
(voice)
Severus Snape
Steven Spurrier
Severus Snape
Eli Michaelson
Alex Hughes
Severus Snape
Other Voices (voice)
Severus Snape
Dr. Alfred Blalock
Harry
Severus Snape
Severus Snape
John Gissing
Man
Phil Allen
Himself (Interviewee)
Joe (voice)
David Weinberg
Alexander Dane
Metatron
Detective David Friedman
Man in street
Eamon de Valera
Grigori Rasputin
Colonel Christopher Brandon
P.L. O'Hara
Franz Anton Mesmer
Lukas Hart III
Sinclair
Sheriff of Nottingham
Interrogator
Elliott Marston
Jacques Roux
Israel Yates
Hans Gruber
TV Commentator (archival footage)
Simon
Tybalt
