Fred
Sugar Daddy Ken
Uncle Smoo (voice)
The Pied Piper (voice)
Crow (voice)
William Heelis
Whale (voice)
Mr Porter
Matt's Dad
Inspector Lestrade
Guards / Knight / other vocals (voice)
Narrator / The Horse (voice)
Eric Scott
Message Bird / Brian / Bryan / Gonad the Gaul (voice)
Short Sister (Voice) / Short Sister / King / Rolf / Banker Pig (voice)
Narrator (Voice)
Snail / Park-keeper / Swan Dad / Frog / Beach Dad / Crab / Cat (voice)
Master Phineus
Mr Parker
Cat (voice)
Narrator
Corporal Wynne Bowen
Himself - Presenter
The Snake (voice)
Rob Brydon
Snake (voice)
Rob Brydon
Stanislav Fréron
Keith Barret
Narrator
Self - Narrator (voice)
Toby Shandy / Rob Brydon
Kenneth Tynan
Morris Campbell / Prime Minister
Football Commentator / 'Zombies From Hell!' Presenter (voice) (uncredited)
Andy Van Allen
Prison Guard
Ryan Letts
Keith Barret
Various characters
Traffic Warden
Bus Driver
/ Cornish Policeman
Radio Commentator
Man in Crowd (uncredited)
Sean
