Simon Kilmurry
Oliver
The Butcher
Principal Carlsen
Frog
Carl Kowalski
Hutch Morgan
Anthony Lurasetti
Bradley Thomas
Reader - Declaration of Independence
Sergeant Howell
Nick Barrow
Narrator
Dan Trunkman
Wes Mantooth (uncredited)
Alan
David
Billy McMahon
Narrator (voice)
Bob
Rosie
Ronny Valentine
Self (archive footage)
Brad McVie
Fred Claus
Wayne Westerberg
Gary Grobowski
Jeremy Grey
Eddie
Raji
Mr. Geary
Wes Mantooth
Vince Vaughn (uncredited)
Wes Mantooth (uncredited)
Peter La Fleur
Reese Feldman
Stiev
Rick Schwartz
Vince Vaughn
Beanie
Rick Barnes
Luke Zoolander (uncredited)
Ricky Slade
Peter Novak
Himself
Taylor Henry
Pendelton 'Penny' Wise
Norman Bates
Lester Long
John 'Sheriff' Volgecherev
Russell Durrell
Clay Hewitt
Nick Van Owen
Barry
Trent Walker
Jamie O'Hara
Cheering Soldier in Crowd (uncredited)
