Stephen Toronkowski / Blanche
Mr. Benedetto (uncredited)
Dr. Divine
Self - Interviewee
Creepy Rattlechains (voice)
Dr. Berthram
Mr. Tessman
Mayor Paulson
Mr. Phillips
Andy Gunderson (voice)
Reverend Weld
Professor John Dobler
Byron (segment: "Monument One")
Father Lyons
Himself
Chief Hardaway
Douglas McCarver
Dr. Hugh Akston
Principal Purdy (voice)
Ron (voice)
Rick Lawler
Himself
Uncle Ubb (voice)
Neighbor
Alan Davenport (voice)
Ephraim
Father Joe (segment "Trevor")
Dr. Kendrick
Principal Sands
dr.james
Charley
Littlefield
Dr. Perkins
Carl Venable
Dalrymple
Dr. Shaw
Harry Evers
Tom Abernathy
Bigmouth Executive / Forge (voice)
Debate Judge
Happy Chapman
George Ruddy
Murray Mintz
Mr. Bates
Frank Thomas (uncredited)
Billy Narthax
Tom Bailey
Ranger Steve Neely
Norbert Barrington
T.T. Riley
Dr. Javitz (uncredited)
Ed Turner
Mayor Tom Thompson
Tom (wraparound segments)
Uncle Neil
Dewey Wise
Samuel R. "Sammy" Jankis
B.J. McQueen
Mick
Eric Kluster
Michael McCausland
Captain Gaine
Calculator
McClaren
Tabaqui (voice)
Agent FBI Chuck Stupak
Father John
Lonnie Martin
Taylor
Christopher Maynard
Rick Harris
Bando (voice)
Oliver Mintz
Mr. Henkin
Max Applewhite
Father Joe
Thomas 'Thom' Whitney
District Attorney (uncredited)
Antonio
Mike Krakower
Ned Ryerson
Wallace
Charles
Dr. Werner Brandes
Mitch Myerson
Ranger Bob
Dr. Lamott
Warren Singleton
Sitcom Producer
Warden Holliday
Al Hentz
Sergeant Phil Baranski
Defense Attorney
Mr. Anderson
Mayor Bill Klepler
Jeweler
Doctor Timothy Brandon
Joe Weyburn
District Attorney
Pete
Jud Phillips
Darryl Horwath
Pharmacist
Townley
Prosecuting Attorney
Captain of the Guard
Kirk
French deMille / Documentary Narrator
TV Clerk
Robert
The Abbot
