Chalmers (voice)
Moe Szyslak (voice)
Moe Szyslak / Comic Book Guy (voice)
Carl / Umpire / Wiggum / Moe / Apu (voice)
Frank Dipascali
Moe Szyslak / Comic Book Guy (voice)
Himself
Chaz Babcock
Gargamel (voice)
Jerry Damiano
Gargamel
Moe Szyslak (voice)
Gargamel (Voice)
Mighty Sven (voice)
Gargamel
Carlos / Phil (voice)
Dr. Stan Knight
Self
Abraham
Kahmunrah / The Thinker / Abe Lincoln
Joska (voice)
Professor Frink / Comic Book Guy / Moe / Chief Wiggum / Lou / Carl / Cletus / Bumblebee Man / Male EPA Worker / Dome Depot Announcer / Kissing Cop / Carnival Barker / Counter Man / Apu / Drederick Tatum / Sea Captain / EPA Passenger / Robot / Dr. Nick / Wise Guy (voice)
Mike "The Bike" Heslov
Abbie Hoffman / Allen Ginsberg (voice)
Daniel Collins
Young Patches O'Houlihan
Claude
Michael Kelly
Sam
Hector Gorgonzolas
Mordechaj Anielewicz
Chief Wiggum / Prof. John Frink (voice) (archive footage)
Prof. Groeteschele
Marc Blitzsetin
Mitch Albom
Bartok (voice)
Charles Danner
The Blue Raja
David
Victor 'Animal' Palotti
Carter
(voice)
Walter Plane
Bartok (voice)
Steven Lardner
Agador
Alan Marciano
Bud Kent
Albert Freedman
Hollywood Dog (voice)
Detective
Buzz
