Joyce
Jane Poindexter
Moira
Self (archive footage)
Aunt Sylvia
Marjorie
Algid Bunk (voice)
Mrs. Mullins
Marla Reddy
Various (archive footage)
Joyce Klaven
Judge Claire Whittaker
Maureen Giorgio
Various Characters
Herself / Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
Geraldine Liddle
(voice)
Mrs. Webb
Muffy (voice)
Mary Todd Lincoln
Self (archive footage)
Prymatt Conehead
Herself
Alice McGoff
Julia Gilbert
Lina McLaidlaw
Various characters
Elinore Schwab
Laura
Prymaat (Voice)
Vickey Sturgess
Herself