Lawrence Nichols
Sprinkles / Elfin-Mark-V (voice)
Delivery Guy Ricky
Patient #1
Mr. Preevy
Mr. Fox
British Prime Minister
Robby
Alejandro
Officer Jones
Sebastian
John Wilkes Booth
Kakie (voice)
Fred / Teddy Mulberry
Gay Elvis
Polar Penguin
Uncle Harry
Jack Sanders
Coach Papillion
Hertz Waters
Mr. Middlewood
Brandon
Filo (voice)
Sploopers Show Host
Leonard Cardoza
Burglar
Walter Melon (voice)
Luke Rudd
Gabriel
Jason Mason
Michael
Himself / Various (archive footage)
Mr. Feather
Corky Romano
Organ Donor Stu
Al Pacino
Watson Pritchett
Doug Butabi
