A. J. Muste
Richard
Elton Chambers
Himself
Himself
Senator Jack Danforth
Single Dad
TARS (voice)
Himself
Pastor Bud
Chief Jeff 'Goob' Garver
Paul Buchman
Uncle Teddy
Dito
Mr. Leeds
Scoutmaster
Lt. Ernest Smith, Pershing Academy
Harry Woods
Lou Lou Who
Tom Snout
Ray Charles
Marco
Bill Irwin (segment "Subway Car from Hell")
Unnamed Brother #1
Comic
The Maestro
Geoffrey
Buzz Harley
Kirby
Eddie Collins
Eric
Ham Gravy
