Self (archive footage)
Western Union Man (voice)
Camp Director
Roger the Doorman
Jeb, the goat (voice)
The Beaver (voice)
Jeb (voice)
Owen Fergus
Snorkel (voice)
Mr. Leonard
William
Father Phillip McNulty
Dr.Lowell Royce
Fred Holden
Mr. Barry
Milt
Jeering Fan
Cousin Ray
Kevin Dooley
Mr. Nicholson
Peter
Count Floyd / Floyd Robertson
Western Union Man
Chief Berman
Gene Siskel
Doorman
Count Floyd
George Baker
Waiting Room Patient
General Raymond
Pilot
Sid Sleaze
Deathrow Inmate
Chick Leff
Man
Lawyer / General (voice)
Border Guard
Various
Sam Slaton
Roger
Patrol Car Policeman #2
Raoul Lipschitz
Carl Michaelevich
