Gwendolyn Zapp (voice)
Cindy Porter
Dr. Evelyn
Jackie Backster
Janet
(archive footage)
Lazlo the Mechanic
Dr. Baba Brown
Patty King
Miss Macy
Christine
Dr. Jocelyn Verdoon
Sister Dymphna
Gayle Matthews
Penny
Melissa
Various
Private Jeter
Zora Charmichaels
Sleeping Beauty / Actress (voice)
Doreen Nickle (voice)
Claire
Linda
Maria Villanova
Bernadette Best
Herself / Various Characters (archive footage)
Gail Hailstorm
Mary
Molly
Mayor Wilson
Globotech Telephone Operator (uncredited)
Acting Class Student
Flight Attendant (uncredited)
Jane