Mad Brad Woodland
Detective Charles Dobson
Auditioner
Self
Wizard (voice)
Ned Tillerman
Ted Underhill
Mr. Clark
The Wizard (voice)
Reporter #2 (voice)
Old Man Arcane
Tom Brokaw (voice)
Ronnie the Bartender
Pirate Jack
Stormtrooper
Himself
Frank Garmin
Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)
John's Dad
Caleb
Truck Driver / Dan (voice)
Captain Jack
Various Characters (voice)
Weight Exchanger (voice)
Newscaster
Reggie
Additional Voices (voice)
Newsman (voice)
