Doug
Gordon Lighthouse (voice)
Ben Scotti
Delivery Guy
Abraham Lincoln (voice)
Fred
Shaggy Rogers (voice)
Tim Willoughby (voice)
Doomed Gringo #1
Christian Winter
Max's Dad
Doug Antsler
Abraham Lincoln (voice)
Doug Kenney
French Gendarme
Michael Fulton
Bagpipe Player
Hulka
Will Patch
Pastor Fontaine
Sandy Pickard
Griffith
Cody (voice)
Derelict (uncredited)
Joshua Fleet
'Previously' Narrator / Football Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Abraham Lincoln (voice)
Chester V (voice)
David Grant
Marshall Taylor
Male Cheerleader (uncredited)
Voice
Sergeant Bressman
Phil
Mitch Miley
Will
Allan Bishopman
Greg Allman / Various (archive footage)
MacGruber
Horace the Lone Diner
Subject #72
Joe Towne (voice)
Various (archive footage)
THX Security Guard #4
Scott
Dean Solomon
Otto
Policeman
(uncredited)
