Jeremy Couns
Mr. Jackson
Ross Kemp
Martin Wickers
Simon Schama / Bob Ferris / Barry Cryer / Jacob Bronowski / Eric Idle / John Cheese-Shop-Sketch / Basil Fawlty / Cherri 'Terry' Jones / John Major / Margaret Thatcher / Lord Howe / Mel Smith / Rowan Atkinson / Jonathan Lloyd-Cambridge / Stephen Fry / Lord Melchett / Blackadder / Alan Bennett / Jim Broadbentovich / Vyvyan / Michael Gambon / David Brent / Tim Rice-But-Dim / Tim Nice-But-Brooke-Taylor / Arthur Pinta-Lager / Germaine Dreary / Mark Egghead / Lord Sugar / John Torode / Paul Hollywood / Ian Hislop
Malcolm
Alistair Campbell
Bill (voice)
Easter Bunny
Old Jingle (voice)
King George VI
Plug
Narrator (voice) (uncredited)
Old Jingle (voice)
Julio the Chauffeur
Verger
All voices
Himself
Sir Norbert Smith
Wallbox (Voice)
