Self (archive footage)
Lou Mozell
Frank Walsh
Oscar Madison
Charlie Gordon
Nat Moyer
Max Goldman
Judge Charlie Cool
Albert Einstein
Harmon Cobb
Max Goldman
George Wilson
Narrator (voice)
Senator Long
Clifford Pepperman
Harmon Cobb
Maurice
Donald Becker
Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red
Joe Mulholland
Sonny Paluso
Herbert Tucker
Trabucco
Dan Snow
Miles Kendig
Sorrowful Jones
Ebenezer Scrooge (voice)
Marvin Michaels
Dr. Charley Nichols
Boris Thomashevsky
Lloyd Bourdelle
Narrator
Coach Morris Buttermaker
Willy Clark
Himself
Walter Burns
Lt. Garber
Drunk
Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD
Charley Varrick
Pete Seltzer
Moe Axelrod
Joseph P. Kotcher
Roy Hubley / Jesse Kiplinger / Sam Nash
Henry Graham
Dr. Julian Winston
Horace Vandergelder
Gen. R.A. Smight
The Movie Star
Oscar Madison
Paul Manning
Willie Gingrich
Ted Caselle
Leo Sartori
Prof. Groeteschele
Hamilton Bartholemew
Tony Dallas
Tony Gagouts
Meredith
Sheriff Morey Johnson
Felix Anders
Jack Martin
Judge Kyle
'Red' Wildoe
Dr. Karnes
Maxie Fields
Al Dahlke
Mel Miller
Wally Gibbs
Wes Todd
Stan Bodine
Self - Host
