Self (archive footage)
Gabriel
Himself
Ivan Lucre
Oscar Diggs (voice)
Lenny
Father O'Rdeal
Jeremy (voice)
Itchy Itchiford (voice)
The Oddfather
Self - Roastee (archive footage)
Il giudice
Itchy Itchiford (voice)
Jerry
Mr. Fallon
Father Drobney
Stanley (voice)
Self - Host
Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Don Giovanni
Rip (voice)
Sound Man
Dr. Beckhard
Munchie (voice)
Christopher Columbus (voice)
Himself - Host / Narrator
Nicodemus (voice)
Tiger (voice)
Mr. B
Harry 'The Hippo' Gutterman
Itchy Itchiford (voice)
The Looking Glass (voice)
Fagin (voice)
Capitano T. Favretto
Big Bad Joe Hopkins
Pizza the Hutt (voice)
Tiger (voice)
Aunt Kate Abbot
The Pope
Victor / Chaos
Roger Hanover
Jeremy (voice)
Victor
Emperor Nero
Shadrach
Walter Holmes
Dominick DiNapoli
Ernie Fortunato
Bernie the Agent
Pepe Damascus
Marlon Borunki
Dan Turner
Adolph Zitz
Dom Bell
Eduardo Gambetti
Murray West
Buddy Bizarre
Mario Azzecca
Logan Delp
Bill Bird
Father Fyodor
J. Gardner Monroe
Kurt Brock
Julius Pritter
TSgt. Collins
Marvin Rollins