Andrew Blake
Beach Miller
Ed Cote
Geddes
The Artist
Peter
Glen Follett
Dr. Karn
Ronald
Aaron Ramsey
Sam Nelson
Dr. Felton
Wes Tauros
Duke
Bright
Edward Cowart
Piers
Douglas
The Narrator
Bishop
Sid Newberry
Walker
Port (Archive Footage)
Laurence
Leslie Goodwin
Satur Diman Cha
Bob Hunter
Donald Vidrine
All characters
Chazz Spencer
Dave (voice)
Sheriff Vogel
Giacomo
Himself
Bogdanovitch
Marvin Boggs
Vinny
Grandfather Kuzya
Colonel Grigio
General Wellington
Self
Bruce Brazos
Marvin Boggs
Mort
Lucien Laurin
Turnbull
Jack Unterweger
Michael
Rev. Gustav Briegleb
Joseph Kay
Himself
David Lurie
Osborne Cox
Constantine
Pavlov
Buck Howard
Unferth
King Galbatorix
Professor Sandiford
Gustav Klimt
Exorcist
Alan Conway
Humma Kavula
Charles II
Comandante John Walesa
Pascal Sauvage
Self (uncredited)
Abimael Guzman (uncredited)
Tom Ripley
Teddy Deserve
Monsieur Numance
John Crawford
Omar Jonnson
F. W. Murnau
Herman Mankiewicz
Roberto
John Horatio Malkovich
Charles VII
Le Baron de Charlus
Teddy KGB
Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom
Gilbert Osmond
Abel Tiffauges
General Thomas Timms
Dr. Henry Jekyll / Edward Hyde
Self
Michael
The Director
Kurtz
Mitch Leary
Carlitos Páez / Narrator (uncredited)
Agent St. Anne
Lennie Small
Clown
Jake Bartholomew
Eliot
Himself
Vicomte Sébastien de Valmont
Barry Maxwell
Basie
Santa Claus (voice)
Tom Wingfield
Jeff Peters / Ulysses
Ben Stark
Nicholas 'Nick' Gage
Biff Loman
Alan 'Al' Rockoff, Photographer
Mr. Will
Lee
Gary
Hero
Leiermann
Walker Percy