Self (archive footage)
Papa Muntz
Cardinal
Fern City Show Spectator
Fred King
Bruce Hudler
Merchant
Water Pistol Man
Chief Hartley
Inspector Dan Furbal
Otis Amber
Cardinal
Vagabond
Mayor Cosgrove
Clifford Wooley
The Chief
Cemetery Official
Principal (voice)
Minister
Mr. Ingersol
Artie
Walter Vinton
Tarlow
Mr. Cheese
Texas Joe
Ethan Valentine
Mr. Malloy
Wyler
Lt. Miller
Sheriff Bugiere
Sam / Santa
Mark Grossman
Pawnshop Owner
Hiram B. Otis
Mr. Stokes
Mr. Fry
Man at Pool
TV Station Guard
Prison Chaplin
Publicity Man
Warden
Fred Wilson
Hatcher
FBI Agent
Deputy
