Mind Cop Dave (voice)
Self (archive footage)
Yoda (voice)
Alan Stevens
Self (archive footage)
Yoda (voice)
Yoda (archive sound) (uncredited)
Cookie Monster (voice)
Self - Friend & Muppet Performer
Subconscious Guard Dave (voice)
Bert (voice)
Grover (voice)
Robot (voice)
Yoda (voice)
Yoda (archive footage)
Cookie Monster (voice)
Grover / Cookie Monster (voice)
Muppet Performer
Bert / Cookie Monster (credit song) / T-Shirt Salesman / Fat Blue Anything Muppet in Fat Cat (voice) (archive footage)
Yoda (voice)
Himself
Jeff Fungus (voice)
Bert / Grover / Cookie Monster (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam the Eagle (voice)
Yoda (voice)
Bert / Grover / Cookie Monster (voice)
Grover (voice)
Grover / Cookie Monster / Bert (voice)
Warden
Cookie Monster (voice)
Bert (voice) (archive footage)
Bert ("Naptime") (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Sam the Eagle / Animal (voice)
Cookie Monster / Green (voice) (archive footage)
Cookie Monster
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear (voice)
Bert / Grover (archive footage)
Miss Piggy as Emily Cratchit / Fozzie Bear as Fozziewig / Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates / Animal / George the Janitor / Horse and Carriage Driver / Vegetable Salesman (voice)
Pathologist
Self / Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Bert / ... (voice)
Miss Piggy (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal (voice)
Cookie Monster (voice) / Grover (voice) / Clancy (voice)
Miss Piggy (voice)
Fozzie Bear (voice)
Various Characters
The Wiseman
Cookie Monster/Bert/Grover/Princess Penelope (voice)
Fozzie Bear / Miss Piggy / Sam the Eagle / Bert / Animal / Grover / Cookie Monster / Marvin Suggs
Bert / Grover (Bedtime Stories and Songs) / Cookie Monster (Bedtime Stories and Songs) / Tallest and Smallest People (Bedtime Stories & Songs) (voice)
Test Monitor
Cookie Monster / Bert / Grover / Additional Muppets (voice)
Miss Piggy (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie / Animal / Bert / Cookie Monster / Ocean Breeze Soap Board Member / Sam the Eagle (voice)
Frank Oz (self)
Bert / Cookie Monster / Grover (voice)
Corrupt Cop
Bert / Grover / Cookie Monster (voice)
Yoda (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Gramps (voice)
Aughra, a Keeper of Secrets / Chamberlain
Miss Piggy
Miss Piggy (voice)
Yoda (voice)
Grump (voice)
Mr. Collins / Miss Piggy (archive footage)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Sam the Eagle / Animal (voice)
Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam Eagle
Corrections Officer
Yoda (Voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam the Eagle / Doc Hopper's Men / Marvin Suggs / Swedish Chef (hands) / Motorcycle Guy (voice)
Various Muppets
Grover / Cookie Monster / Bert (archive footage)
Himself / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle (voice)
Bert / Cookie Monster / Grover (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear
Chuck (voice)
Sam the Eagle (voice)
Bert / Cookie Monster / Grover (voice)
Thig / Skippity / Hoppity / Boppity / Snerf (voice)
Himself
Stepsister #1 / Splurge (voice)
Messenger boy (uncredited)
