Self - Interviewee
Sam Rubinstein
Mr. Cole
Himself
Father McIlhenny
Homeless Man
Mayor Milton Gallagher
Mr. Bowen
Voice of John Forsythe (voice)
Macintyre
Mr. Gafty
Purdy
Dr. Lester
Monsignor Corelli
Dr. Berlin
Lydia's Editor
Arthur Fitzgerald
Billy Rabbit (voice)
Mr. Roper
Frodo Baggins / Bilbo Baggins (voice)
Self
Bilbo Baggins
Hal
Hank / Sir Boss (voice)
Stephen Minch
Dr. William Sawyer
Dr. Matthew Smith
Llewelyn Throckmorton, III
Toby Marshall
