Ogden Edwards
Officer Harris
Covington
Narrator (voice)
Sheriff Barney P. Lumpkin
Ivan the Doorman (voice)
Rolo Toles
Victor
Ivan (voice)
Caretaker
The Bossman
Sarky
Fairchild
Maj. Pedyed
Warden Jack Kramer
Lulu Rosenkrantz
Byron
Not Lightning Struck
Deriva
Marvin Dorfler
Marvin Dorfler
Jack 'Mouth' Penucci
Colonel Perry
Frank Cruise
Itchy
Ralph Capone
Viktor Rostavili
Frank Stringer
Cliff Willis
Lt. Touchdown
Bernie Cousins
Mendez
Trooper Hudley
Mall Security Guard
Bartender at Sal's
Tournament Thug
