Eddie Walker
Pirate (voice)
actor 'Stalag 17' (archive footage) (uncredited)
Sid Buckman / Car Wash Manager (voice)
Waiter
Fletcher Mays
Chester
Drunken Wise Man
Pirate #1
Herr Sessman
Mr. Zeider
Frederick de Fernando
Dick Richard (uncredited)
Judge Quincey P. Trumbell
Joseph Somerby
Colonel Edward F. French
Walt Dabbett
Seymour Jenks
Host and narrator
Al Williams
Dallas Hanson
Rupe Pardee
Ed Brent
Selby
Jim Evans
Pvt. Swenson
Sgt. 'Hoffy' Hoffman
Ben Bailey
Alfred Grattin
Dogface Dolan
Cpl. Frenchy
Delong
Ens. Chuck Dorrance
Leo
Oliver 'Ollie' Bonelli
Buddy Morgan
Willie
Mark Lewis
Eddie (as Dick Erdman)
Bellboy, The Marwood Arms
Eddie (uncredited)
Joe, Counterman at Owl Lunch
Lt. 'Scooper' Nolan (as Dick Erdman)
Tommy
Bunkie Taylor (as Dick Erdman)
Middle Cowboy
Pvt. Nebraska Hooper
Soldier on Deck (uncredited)
Soda Jerk
Sailor with Tour (uncredited)
Scooper Nolan (as Dick Erdman)
Western Union Boy (uncredited)
