Themselves
Himself
Chandler
Gordie McLeod
Inspector McGuffin
Wilf Bond
Fergus (voice)
Narrator (voice)
King Theodore
Poppa Il Duce
McSquizzy (voice)
Father Joseph Crissman
Self
McSquizzy (voice)
Fido
Billy Connolly
Dr. Montgomery Montgomery
Zebulon Gant
Professor E.A. Johnston
Interviewee
Barry Kolker
Frankie (Crossing the Line) (archive footage)
Billy Connolly
Steve Myers
Dr Savian
Gabriel
Hamish
Kingdom Swann
Scalper
Nickie Dryden
II Duce
Billy Connolly
Hughie
Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
PC (voice)
John Brown
Deacon Brodie
Japanese Antique Shop Proprietor (uncredited)
Billy Bones
Ben (voice)
Auction M.C.
Frankie
The Bellman
Self
Delgado Fitzhugh
Hawkeye McGillicuddy
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
Blakey
