Jimmy
Edward Swan
Edward
Superintendent Thayer
Major Alistair Gregory
Alfred Rott
Peter Riordan
Rob (uncredited)
L.S. Lowry
Clifford Cullen
Nigel
Chief Bobnar (voice)
Charlie Glover
Carmody Braque
Bill
Ian Paisley
Stanley/Stanley's Father/Stanley's Mother/Tony Hancock/Peter Sellers aka Dr Boob/George Formby/James Finlayson/Max Wall/Alistair Sim/Margaret Rutherford/Frank Randle/Max Miller/Noel Coward/Igor
David Irving
Joseph
Bayard (voice)
Fungus
Self / Nick
Laurie Lee (voice)
The Professor
Arm Wrestling Man #2
JMW Turner
Jerry
Himself
Dragon (voice)
Sid
Mark
Bob Boruchowitz
D I West
Dr. Kahn
Charlie
Mr. Lambert
Lennie Rubin
Peter Pettigrew
Arthur
Winston Churchill
Churchill (voice)
Peter Pettigrew
Boggis
The Bloodhound (voice)
Georgie Godwin
George Morgan
Terry Donaldson
Doug Becket
Peter Pettigrew
Peter Taylor
Phil Olson
Nathaniel
Mr Emerson
Sugarman
Peter Pettigrew (uncredited)
Bill Ainscow
Narrator
Albert Pierrepoint
Peter Pettigrew
Terry Cannings
Peter Pettigrew
Simon Graham
Darren Barrington
Quinty
Charles Cheeryble
Mitchel Greenfield
Dad (voice)
Mats, Steel Dragon Road Manager
Cliff
Thomas Tipp
Andy
Nick (voice)
Gourville
Armado
Richard Temple (The Mikado)
Sterling
Oswald Bates
Inspector Healey
David "Beano" Baggot
Gordon
Rosencrantz
Maurice Purley
Chico
Francis Meeks
Pig Robinson
Aubrey
Eric Lyle
Ramborde
Hodkins
Kawab / Tomb Robber (voice)
Peck
Reverend Milne
Lt. Trotter
Paul
Dr. Polidori
Lyndon Baines Jellicoe
Paulus
Parswell
Douglas
1st Constable
Gordon
Detective Sergeant Baxter
Epikhodov
Jim (uncredited)
Projectionist
Wainwright
