Aram Kazanjian
Rick Van Pelt
Self
Alfred Johnston
Harry Cox
Narrator (voice)
Deputy Hanson
Michael McClure
Jimmy
Bozo
Taylor
Ray Gauquin
Sol Goode
Jimmy Pockets
Eddie
Brian Pivano
Steve
Michael Holloway
A.J. Merchant
Lefty
Andreas Symes
Pete Dayton
Walter
Tod Johnstone
Stadler (uncredited)
Cadet Nathan Olmeyer
Chad's Friend
Jake
Gas Station Attendant
Rudy
Alexi
Little J
Allister Gibbs
Joe Don Dante
Tom O'Folliard
Ralph
Douglas
