as Officer Morton Schmidt

as Officer Greg Jenko

as Ghost

as Zook

as Maya Dickson

as Mercedes

as Captain Dickson

as Keith Yang

as Kenny Yang

as Deputy Chief Hardy

as Rooster

as Annie Schmidt

as Spencer

as Dr. Murphy

as David Schmidt

as Scarface

as Jr. Jr.

as Delroy

as Roman

as Zack

as Himself

as Stoned-Looking Kid

as University of Internet Professor

as Dennis Booker

as Vietnamese Jesus

as Improv Student

as Improv Student

as Waiter

as Girl in Bathroom

as Tattoo Artist

as Slam Poet

as Slam Poet

as Rathskellar Host

as Boy at the Pond

as Mustached Goon

as Library Goon

as Drunk Beach Fight Girl

as Spring Break Student

as Spring Break Student

as Spring Break Student

as Spring Break Student

as Mr. Walters (uncredited)

as Eric Molson (uncredited)

as Mrs. Dickson (uncredited)

as MC State History Professor (uncredited)

as MCS Football Coach (uncredited)

as Anna (uncredited)

as Culinary School Villain (uncredited)

as Morton Schmidt double (uncredited)

as 'Previously' Narrator / Football Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as Student in the Van (uncredited)

as Parent (uncredited)

as Sorority Girl (uncredited)

as Driver on Bridge (uncredited)

as Precinct Cop (uncredited)

as College Student (uncredited)

as Beach Babe (uncredited)

as MCPD Officer (uncredited)

as Art Student (uncredited)

as Detective (uncredited)

as Student (uncredited)

as Local Mexican (uncredited)

as Tourist (uncredited)

as Painted Football Fan (uncredited)

as Spring Breaker (uncredited)

as Fan (uncredited)

as Lamborghini Owner (uncredited)

as Professor (uncredited)

as Inmate (uncredited)

as Beach Babe (uncredited)

as End Credits Boy (uncredited)

as Cupcake Wilson (uncredited)

as Mexican Thug (uncredited)

as Maya's Friend (uncredited)

as Football Fan (uncredited)

as Student (uncredited)

as Streaker (uncredited)

as Student / Fan / Partier (uncredited)

as Blue Bills Head Coach (uncredited)

as Assistant Coach (uncredited)

as Spring Breaker (uncredited)

as College Student / Spring Breaker (uncredited)

as Football Fan (uncredited)

as Parent (uncredited)

as Detective (uncredited)

as Football Referee (uncredited)

as Wasted Spring Breaker (uncredited)

as Football Fan (uncredited)

as Cool Fraternity Dad (uncredited)

as Campus Security (uncredited)

as Parent (uncredited)

as Fan (uncredited)

as Constuction Supervisor (uncredited)

as Asian Gangster (uncredited)

as Dad (uncredited)

as Football Player (uncredited)

as Jump Street Detective (uncredited)

as Commissioner Adam Fuller (uncredited)

as Quarterback Coach (uncredited)

as Campus Security (uncredited)

as MCS Coach (uncredited)

as Detective (uncredited)