I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

110 mins | Comedy, Romance | April 24, 1992

Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa.

I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

110 mins | Comedy, Romance | April 24, 1992

I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa.
IMDb rating 5.8
Producers
Original title I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
Directors Robert Marcarelli
Writers Jonnie Lindsell

Cast

Jason Alexander

as Bernie Fishbine

Nia Peeples

as Theresa Garabaldi

Lainie Kazan

as Sarah Fishbine

Lou Jacobi

as Gramps

Eileen Brennan

as Frieda

David Bowe

as Norman Fishbine

Michele Scarabelli

as Connie Klinger

Hilary Shepard

as Ada Fishbine

Marlena Giovi

as Louise Garabaldi

Ralph Monaco

as Albert Garabaldi

Arleen Sorkin

as Monica

Cassie Yates

as Melinda

Al Ruscio

as Uncle Dominic

Lela Ivey

as Alice

Matthias Hues

as Eric, Personal Trainer

Larry Storch

as Giora

Michael Laskin

as Melvin Fishbine

Barbara Pilavin

as Grandma Garabaldi

Janna Levenstein

as Angela Garabaldi

Robert DoQui

as Fred

Candi Milo

as Mother in Candy Store

Rance Howard

as Elderly Man

Jean Speegle Howard

as Elderly Woman

David Dolph Benbow

as Mark Thurston

Jamie Donovan

as Larry

Jack Ong

as Bowling Alley Clerk

Benny Grant

as Lenny Fishbine

Deborah Gorman

as Linda Fishbine

Spencer Klein

as Boy in Candy Store

Julianne Michelle

as Girl in Candy Store

Carolyn Hennesy

as Bowling Alley Waitress

Ken Oberheu

as Waiter

Ross McKerras

as Mr. Dill

Suzan Hughes

as Waitress in Health Spa

Damien Klitou

as Young Bernie Fishbine