Himself (archive footage)
Self - Presenter
Salubrious Gat (voice)
Self, others
The Piano
Baritonish / Stan / Loretta / Bob Dylan / Ben
Spig (voice)
Himself
Himself
Merlin (voice)
Drosselmeier (voice)
Narrator
English Victim
Melvin/Dirk McQuickly/Lady Beth Mouse-Peddler
Celebrity
Coffin Ed
Mr. Bix
Waddlesworth (voice)
Himself
Pierre
Prospector
Parenthesis (voice) (archive sound)
Dr. Vosknocker (voice)
Evil Martin (voice)
Slyly (voice)
Devon (voice)
Alan Smithee
Paul 'Dibbs' Plutzker
Dr. Nigel Channing
Tommy Butterfly Rainbow Peace Patel
King Raff
Wendel
Sonny
Brian Hope
Self / Various Roles
Male Love Bird (voice) (uncredited)
Desmond / Berthold
Ko-Ko
Wreck-Gar (voice)
The Bike Rider
The Pied Piper / Robert Browning
Commander Clement
Self
Various Roles
Gunther (uncredited)
Narrator
Various Roles
Reporter
Mr. Cheeky / Stan 'Loretta' / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee
Dirk McQuickly
Dead Collector / Peasant 1 / Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir Launcelot / First Swamp Castle Guard / Concorde / Roger the Shrubber / Brother Maynard
Prosecutor / Marriage Counselor / Arthur Nudge / Self-defence student #4 (interested in pointed sticks) / 'Hell's Grannies' analyst / Arthur Wilson / Arthur Wilson Two / Nightclub Emcee / Linkman / First General / Restaurant Manager / Lingerie Shop Owner / Accountant #1 (falling past the window) / Fairy Godmother / Rita Fairbanks / Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris / Mountie / Lady With Cookbook
Various (as Montypython Flyingcircus)
Various Roles
Young Man (uncredited)
