Washington (voice)
Dave Bollinari (voice)
Jim Conway
Uncle Stu
Brown
Artie Mogull
Narrator
Doomed Gringo #2
Charlie Green
Mayor Tracy
Stan / Fish Man (voice)
Wayne Truzack
Alan Dickinson
Dr. Vince Harbert
Migs (voice)
Phil
Daniel
Bank Manager
Fly (voice)
Dad (voice)
Jay LaRoche
Garth Holliday
Announcer #2
Hammer (voice)
Mr. Fly (voice)
News Anchor
Mr. Gordon
Mr. Thistleton (voice)
Brian Collins
Peter West
Various (archive footage)
Cole Fusion / Ninja (voice)
Brian Franks
Jerry Steinwald
Peter
Edward Turlington (archive footage)
Terrence
Coach Vanderpool
Barry Pasternack
Frank
Harold Melvin
Ralph
Kevin Keith Baker
Dr. Ronald Silverberg
Mr. Ronald Greitzer
Garth Holliday
Garth Holliday
Guy Borne
TV Emcee
Larry
Himself / Various (archive footage)
Phil Swanson
Toy Store Sales Clerk
